Jade’s Opinions
Pink makes me sick..an old easter bunny traumatic experience, I think?
Coffee to me tastes like burnt rubber smells…Sorry O’Blivion it’s true!
There is no amount of money that could entice me to piss on someone
I am not opposed to smoking a bit of weed and frankly think it is medicinal
Piercings are an art to me and tattoos even more so, if not done of silly cartoons
I like to wear boots year round and if I ever feel like deviating, it is bare feet
The perfect food is pretzels. The small ones with a little salt on them are best
Candy is yummy, and if it is hard and suckable it is even more so devine to me
Pills I’ll pop when the occasion arises, those old dragons in my head need slaying
I hate television for the most part and stick with music as it soothes me much
I like to talk really loud in movie theatres and comment on the action
Other’s opinions used to mean alot to me but now I mostly dont give a fuck
I believe in God and I know the arguement you can’t see him but you can’t see air
Math and science were created to torture humans and to bind them into spaces
UFO’s are real, and one day folks from other places will come traipsing over us
Most politicians are only as smart as their press agents and PR peoples’ ink says
Wars are fought over land money and to prove who the biggest bully on the block is
Girls like to screw just as much as guys, but it is so "not feminine" to say so
Jail really does smell like urine and sweat, and the prostitutes give out tips on oral
Silver jewelry is somehow more erotic than gold, though I do not know why
I can’t drive worth a damn, so that means cars are shitty, and I dont want one anyway
People dream in colour and only forget about it when they wake up ’cause it was wet
Dogs are nice to have around so if an intruder comes they can bite their face off
Cats are nice to have around unless you have a waterbed and they walk on it
The breakfast of champions is really ice cold coke and pretzles and or pizza
Ends never really meet and noone will ever really have more money than they want
Poor folks stick together so they can loan stuff to each other and drink together
Rick folks stick together so they can screw each other out of money and smile
Whether poor or rich, people in general are not ever going to be faithful to each other
Family members will cut you worse than people on the streets could ever do verbally
Killing is human nature, laws are set down so only the government can do it legally
Hair bows on women look shitty and people who wear them want to be kids again
Acid trips only rock when you dont see green demons in sunglasses running around
True love really is hard to find, so quit looking for it cause when it falls you’ll know
Raves are fun when people get totally zoned and get mad as hell and freak out
Talking about people is not nice. So put earplugs on when you walk by me, okay?
Being politically correct makes me ill and if I could not say what I think I’d vomit
Shall I go on?
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