Car Wars
Who in hell put that post by the side of the lane?
I couldn't not hit it, now my back has a pain
That dog was really flat in the road he was dead
Damn how do they get so stiff? hmm so underfed
A simple stone wall so innocently laid
The bumper, my car dented … my wallet surely paid
Should I wear those glasses? I often think
Can't "remember" where they are as I take that last drink